Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Robot Mom

Since Saturday afternoon Harper has decided that she likes falling asleep in her swing...at the time Dustin and I high fived each other and perhaps even chest bumped each other because she finally fell asleep.  But recently I have found myself putting her in her swing when she fusses (which is very rare as I have created the Angel child).  Anyways, in the swing she goes and yesterday I realized that she had been in her swing for over an hour napping.  Oh my...the guilt that had befell me!!! I tried calling my mom to see whether I was a bad mother for letting a machine soothe my baby to sleep...but Big Diesel was not at home.  So the guilt came over me and I picked her out of her swing and tried to put her down in her crib...not a good idea.  The Angel/Devil baby woke and gave me the most pissed off look a baby could muster...so back in the swing she went...and back to sleep she went.  So here is the question - she I feel guilty for letting a machine make my baby sleep??? Why would people make these wonderful contraptions if not for this purpose??? I have one, shouldn't I use it??? Will Harper develop some weird internal rocking sensation that will inable her to balance herself when she walks??? I know I am crazy but these are now the types of things that I think about (if not distracted by playing Angry Birds) and keep me up at night.  Okay, think I'm finally over feeling guilty because I got a solid 54 mins nap and woke up feeling normal.  Below is a picture of me sleeping...look at how good I look due to this swing letting nap. 



** This blog is dedicated to Maureen O'Neil - for no reason, other than being one of two people who will read this!!***

5 comments:

  1. I was wondering how you were going to pass time during the day when you were alone with Harper and now I see how. I'll keep reading it, and will likely be in Edmonton soon perhaps to be a guest contributor to the blog that will surely take off with voracity.

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  2. I wanna be a guest bloooooger!

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  3. Riz and Brandie I will both let you be guest bloggers on here. I will let you know when. It must be funny and must mention how much I have changed both of your lives!!!

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  4. I can't believe you would even have to mention that stipulation, as if there were other options. Introduction to guest blog 1: One the day of Renee's baby shower, meeting her new baby and seeing my oldest, bestest friend as a new mother, I got emotional, and thought to myself, "This human sat on my chest once and force-fed me dog food."

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